Have you ever wondered what life is like for Paris Hilton? I mean she is a celebrity and has an ego the size of a planet sure but I think that she has totally earned what she has...and I'm not talking about her money, what I'm referring to is her celebrity status, she really worked for that. What I find myself wondering about is if she actually planned it all or if it happened by accident while she blundered away through her daily life. She'd wake up one morning and be like:
"hmmm good morning Paris, ahhh the sun hurts my eyes...too much partying again. Wait who's this sleeping besides me? Criss Angel?! OMG that's hot...not as hot as my celebrity tits and snitch...I think I'll flash them some more at downtown LA tonight and make sure the paparazzi get clear celebrity shots...hmm that's hot. Speaking of my snitch, I think I'll allow Rick Solomon to release the sex-tape after all, what the heck, he needs the money I need the fame. Loves it. I'll make sure to play the angry victim afterwards and make people love me some more...I'm such a good actress and damn that's hot. I think I'll play the victim a bit more and drive while I'm dead drunk and make sure that the police catch me this time grrr. I'll be sent to prison and that would mean more media coverage on poor Paris Hilton. That would be super hot...damn now if that bitch Britney Spears wouldn't continue stealing the spotlight...although I would never shave my head. I like my bleached blond hair so much. That's hot..."
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